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Somewhere in between those hours of restlessness and ruckous, the 18th anniversary of my coming into this world occured. Thus with this event, I can get boozed, buy porn, tabacco products and fireworks in a 100% legal manner.

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16 Comments

Dec. 15, 2007 | 11:02 PM SevenSeize says:

yay!

Happy belated birthday!!!!!

Dec. 17, 2007 | 4:17 PM Sidorio says:

What a fucking loser you are. I can get all of those things at sixteen in England, except fireworks.

Dec. 17, 2007 | 4:25 PM positively-negative responds:

But can you drive a car at the age of 15?

Dec. 22, 2007 | 12:35 AM AndrewGlisson11 says:

YAY 4 U!

check out mah userpage

Dec. 27, 2007 | 10:43 PM knightsofthecircle says:

But you won't be able to do that in the states. Except for the porn and smokes but, everything else is off limits until you're 21.

Jan. 25, 2008 | 9:53 PM ParadoxSaint says:

Sounds like a party to me, I wish I could join.

Feb. 6, 2008 | 4:49 AM ZeroAsALimit says:

Have a booze, firework and Morrissey party. :D

Happy birthday! What did you get? :3

Feb. 9, 2008 | 12:00 PM positively-negative responds:

the vouchers of the best kind. Stores that sell CD's

Feb. 8, 2008 | 12:47 AM PolishMatt says:

I was able to make 39 successful alcoholic purchases single handedly at the age of 15 (last year) without getting even ID'd. And it worked every time. Same thing for cigarettes, and cigars. Fireworks are a waste of time and money and you can porn on the internet so yeah. I win.

Feb. 9, 2008 | 11:58 AM positively-negative responds:

Yeah, but what if you had been caught you worthless motherfuckimg piece of shit.

Feb. 21, 2008 | 9:47 PM PolishMatt says:

Woah woah, what the fuck is up with the anger and I never got caught, they also can't do jack shit unless I had a fake ID, and if anything, the store would get in more shit. And I rather have a bit of thrill in my life then do jack shit all day and obey some fucking laws that some ignorant morons made up in the house of commons.

Mar. 6, 2008 | 1:36 PM LOLZILLA says:

Dunedin sounds like a very Scottish place.

Mar. 8, 2008 | 4:34 AM positively-negative responds:

The city layout was literally done by placing a street map of Edinburgh on it. And it has a statue of Robert Burns in the centre of it. I guess it could be called slightly Scottish.

Mar. 8, 2008 | 12:35 AM Zergzealot says:

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Mar. 10, 2008 | 10:16 AM MickTheChampion says:

Hope you had a good one mate, well I mean back fucking four months ago or whatever it was.

Mar. 11, 2008 | 11:56 PM Mizar says:

I envy thou.

Mar. 12, 2008 | 7:53 PM A-Shift says:

Happy birthday, but...
... don't get boozed while you watch your 100% legally buyed porn, this could end up in lighting your tabacco products with fireworks.

Mar. 12, 2008 | 11:28 PM positively-negative responds:

Don't worry, I practice safe sex.

Mar. 15, 2008 | 4:33 PM PinballWizard976 says:

Cool. Happy birthday exactly three months and one day too late. :)

Mar. 16, 2008 | 8:44 PM idiot-buster says:

comment in my page please

Mar. 19, 2008 | 5:42 PM Eggys says:

yay porn.